Actually, not just gays but all men can stand up and be counted as prostitutes. The Nevada Board of Health, which regulates legal brothels in the state, has made a regulatory change that will allow dudes to legally sell ass. The old regulation required a cervical exam of all prostitutes. I know some guys who act like they have a cervix, but none of us actually do, so that effectively kept legalized prostitution for the ladies. No more. Now working folks must get either a cervical or urethral exam annually, opening the doors of opportunity for mankind.
We lost the right to marry in New York but we won the right to be whores in Nevada.
Thanks to LC NY Bureau Chief Doug for allowing me to steal a great line.
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