Showing posts with label Miss California. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miss California. Show all posts

Friday, February 26, 2010

Queen of Ce-ment Ponds Can't Shut Her Mouth

Lazy Circles New York Bureau Chief Doug alerted me to this clip posted on Perez Hilton.  Here is Miss Beverly Hills expressing her deeply held religious beliefs regarding the gays while trying on hoochie-mama dresses:

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Wow.  Not exactly an intellectual heavyweight.  Also, one word of advice:  Spanx.

Analysis of the anti-gay marriage votes across the country has found consistently that the two strongest determining factors are age and education.  The more education you have, the more likely you are to vote pro-gay and the older you are, the more like you are to vote anti-gay.  Thus, opposition to marriage equality is an issue for the old and the stupid.  NOM, meet your new spokesmodel!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Hard Working Man

Sorry for the lack of posts this week but I've been super-duper busy both at home and at work.  That doesn't mean I haven't been paying attention to the news.   It should be no surprise that my top story is a pageant story.  It seems that the Queen of Ce-ment Ponds, Miss Beverly Hills herself , one Lauren Ashley, has taken it upon herself to remind us all that God wants us dead.  Hey, no probs 'cause she's got like tons and tons of evil sodomite gay friends!  You know, like her hairdresser who's going to make her look just like Kate Hudson.  She's a cinch for Miss Cali! 

The best part was the reaction of the actual City of Beverly Hills.  When the City Council heard that their queen said "die fag" (I paraphrase) they issued a statement that said who the fuck is this shitkicker from freaking Pasadena saying she represents us?  Or words to that effect.  Actually, the statement said  Miss Ashley "does not represent Beverly Hills in any capacity."  The mayor, Nancy Krasne, said "We are dismayed by any potential association with the city of Beverly Hills, which has a long history of tolerance and respect." 

How soon before Lauren is on the NOM hate tour? 

BTW, via Joe.My.God, here's a picture of the queen in question sans make-up.  Ouch.  As Dolly Parton said, there's no such thing as natural beauty. 







UPDATE:  As usual, Dan Savage cuts to the chase:


UPDATE:  That didn't take long.  You'd think she would have learned her lesson with Carrie Prejean, but I guess her skull is as thick as the rest of her.  Maggie Galligher, Satanic Priestess of NOM said the following:

"I'm not surprised that Miss Beverly Hills, Lauren Ashley, opposes gay marriage -- after all 45 percent of young Californians voted for Prop 8, as did 7 million Californians generally. But I have to say, I am impressed with her courage in coming forward and for speaking up for Carrie. The elected officials of city of Beverly Hills are not demonstrating tolerance or kindness by continuing the avalanche of hatred against supporters of Prop 8."

So, little Miss Beverly Hills endorses putting gays to death in the name of God and it's the other people who are intolerant.  Poor little thing is just a victim.

OOPS UPDATE:  Somehow I accidently posted the wrong Keith Olbermann clip.  I'm leaving it up because it was very moving.  Here's the one I meant to post:

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Carrie's Sex Tape Saga


TMZ has posted more on the Carrie Prejean sex tape story. According to the article, attorneys for Miss California USA showed the tape to Carrie and her legal team and her first reaction was "that's disgusting." She denied it was her until the camera angle changed and there was no more denying it. She immediately started talking to her lawyers and "it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to drop her $1 million demand."

Is lying Biblically correct?