My Life in the Bible Belt: Strippers to Guns

From The DiSCust.com by way of Floatingsheap.com comes the USA Guns, Strippers and Pizza Map!

It enlarges nicely.  The red dots indicate more references to pizza in Google Maps placemarks.  The yellow dots are for more references to strip clubs and the green to guns.  In my life's journey through the Bible belt, I spent my young formative years in North Augusta, South Carolina, shown here:

I have conveniently pointed out the yellow stripper dots indicating the greater North Augusta/Aiken/Central Savannah River Area.  This most conservative area of the nation is apparently awash in strippers. 

As an adult, I live in North Texas, shown here:

Again, I have conveniently pointed it out.  It is awash in green for guns. 

Thus in my life, I have progressed from bare boobs to armed boobs.  God Bless America.