Tucker Carlson Doesn't Need Michelle Obama to Buy His Breast Pumps!

First Lady Michelle Obama has championed breast feeding and has noted that tax breaks are available for breast pumps as medical devices.  Naturally, this means she's a socialist communist Martian who wants to destroy America and create a Caliphate of breast pumping homosexual terrorists.  As the ever-desperate Tucker Carlson said:

"Why would you want to raise your own kids when Michelle Obama will do it for you? In fact, she will do it at gunpoint."

He points out that the First Lady's concern for infant health naturally means forced breast pumping at gunpoint.  There's nothing insane about that, is there?      

Here he is with the Fox "News" brigade of whiners who apparently think the First Lady actually makes law by decree:





I remember when Nancy Reagan said "just say no to drugs" and instantly, all of America's kids were drug-free.  When Barbara Bush encouraged literacy, suddenly 100% of Americans were literate.  First Ladies have that kind of awesome power.  My government breast pump came by UPS today and I don't even have any babies.  Naturally, being a gay couple, Wes and I will be issued babies by the Caliphate and ordered to breast feed.  I saw it all on Glenn Beck's chalk board.