Carrie Prejean to Marry a Man

From New York Lazy Circles Bureau Chief Doug comes news that de-throned Miss California Carrie Prejean is getting married!  Opposite married to a man!  He's a hunky quarterback, see? 

Well, why not?  Carrie's a hot gal.  The marriage is doomed, of course.  Since Wes and I got gay married no hetero marriage can stand the strain.  It's the mission of all gays to destroy hetero marriage, right?  Good try, Carrie, but my advice is sign a pre-nup.

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Remember the Carrie Prejean sex tape? Turns out it was the tip of the iceberg. Eight, count 'em, eight more sex tapes and thirty more nude and topless photos have surfaced in the last 24 hours. Plus, the book tour's been cancelled.

This is downright Biblical.

Carrie's on the Bestseller List!

At number 701.

Carrie Narcissus

You've got to watch this clip from Larry King's interview with Carrie Prejean. She's thin-skinned, bizarre and incredibly unprofessional. What a colossal ego this woman has. She's not nearly as smart as she thinks she is. Unfortunately I can't embed it, so watch it here. The strange acting out begins at about 1 minute 15 seconds.

h/t NY Bureau Chief Doug.

Carrie's Sex Tape Saga

TMZ has posted more on the Carrie Prejean sex tape story. According to the article, attorneys for Miss California USA showed the tape to Carrie and her legal team and her first reaction was "that's disgusting." She denied it was her until the camera angle changed and there was no more denying it. She immediately started talking to her lawyers and "it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to drop her $1 million demand."

Is lying Biblically correct?

Is There a Biblically Correct Sex Tape?

TMZ is reporting that former Miss California Carrie Prejean abruptly settled her lawsuit against the Miss California pageant and essentially walked away with nothing because of a XXX sex tape. According to the settlement, the mouthpiece for Jesus gets about $100,000.00, which will cover a fraction of her expenses. She pockets zilch.

Hate to rain on your parade, Maggie Gallagher.

h/t Lazy Circles Bureau Chief Doug

Mammory Motions

You may recall that former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean has sued the Miss California pageant for having the temerity to fire her after she failed to show up for numerous obligations. Now, K2 productions, which organizes the Miss California USA pageant has counter sued for compensation for the money they forked over for Carrie's fake boobies. They allege that Carrie, whose God-given breasts were apparently so small that her tops blew right off whenever photographers were around, wanted get the bingo-bongos done so she could "be more competitive" for Miss USA. They're asking for $5,200 and other damages, plus proceeds from her book which they allege was negotiated using the Miss California USA title without approval.

The suit also speaks the Biblically correct one's language: "had [Prejean] heeded the guidance of the Gospel of John, who admonished only those who are without sin to cast stones in judgment, she might have avoided this legal battle."

Sing her off, Pamela.