No Johnston Shots

The Huffington Post is reporting that the Levi Johnston Playgirl photo shoot (or Levi's porn career as a certain ex-governor of Alaska called it) is over and there is no full frontal shot. Even though Levi's manager Tank Jones said Levi would thrust out his manhood, Playgirl says we might get a "glimpse" but that's all. These folks teased us and said we'd see it all and now we're denied. What a bunch of pricks.

Levi's Johnston Confirmed

According to Levi Johnston's manager Tank Jones, the father of Sara Palin's grandchild will post full-frontal for Playgirl. Previously, Jones had said it was 90% certain but now it's a done deal, Levi's manhood will be on display in all it's 19 year-old glory. "We're gonna do it tastefully," said Levi. That's a relief. There's nothing worse than a tacky cock.

Levi's Johnston

The Huffington Post and Lazy Circles New York Bureau Chief Doug are reporting that the father of Sarah Palin's grandchild will likely grace the world with a full-frontal spread in his upcoming Playgirl photo shoot. According to his manager Tank Jones, there is a "90%" certainty that you will be able to see the babymaker in all it's glory just in time for the holidays. Merry Christmas!