No Johnston Shots

The Huffington Post is reporting that the Levi Johnston Playgirl photo shoot (or Levi's porn career as a certain ex-governor of Alaska called it) is over and there is no full frontal shot. Even though Levi's manager Tank Jones said Levi would thrust out his manhood, Playgirl says we might get a "glimpse" but that's all. These folks teased us and said we'd see it all and now we're denied. What a bunch of pricks.