SC Dems Keep Greene

The South Carolina Democratic Party Executive Committee voted down a proposal from Victor Rawl to hold another Senate primary.  That means, for now, unemployed veteran-with-a-pending-vice-charge Alvin Greene remains the Democratic nominee who will face Jim DeMint in November.  Realistically, what else were they going to do?  Greene got 60% of the vote, although there have been allegations of voter fraud.  How did Greene do it?  Listen to one Carolina girl who has apparently lost her sense of shame:



h/t, LC NY Bureau Chief Doug

John Stewart Takes on Horny Carolina Politicians

I can't get Daily Show clips to embed on Blogger (fuck you very much, Blogger!), so you'll have to go here to see John Stewart on all the allegations of Nikki Haley sexcapades.  He begins with a piece on the incredible Helen Thomas statements on Israel, but stick with it, it's well worth it. 

For the record, I don't believe any of the Nikki Haley adultery allegations anymore.  As I said here, I don't believe for a minute that Haley risked everything for that lummox Will Folks.  As for former Andre' Bauer employee Larry Marchant, go to about the 7 minute mark on the Stewart clip to hear him speak.  Just do it.  Notice something a little off?  I described Marchant as "doable in a total douchebag sort of way," but this is my official retraction.  His statement that he got it on with Nikki Haley is about as believable as Lindsey Graham doing the nasty with Lindsay Lohan.  Did I meet this guy at The Capitol Club?

Andre', seriously girl, if you're going to orchestrate a smear campaign, it needs to pass the straight face test.    

Nikki Haley is trying to be the state's first woman governor.  Notice how all the dirt slung against her is sexual?

h/t LC NY Bureau Chief Doug