Gay Like Me

A while back, I re-connected on Facebook with a high school classmate.  He and I were pretty good friends back then, but lost touch when we went to different colleges.  I was pretty sure he was gay like me, although we certainly never talked about it or acted on it, unless you call dancing to Manilow in his bedroom "acting on it."  He was absolutely obsessed with Manilow and Cher and was crushed when Sonny and Cher got divorced.  See what I mean by gay like me?

According to his Facebook page, he's married with kids and lives in South Carolina.  He lists "spending time with family" as his favorite activity and posts about all the wholesome family time he spends with his wife and kids.  Wife, wife, wife, kids, kids, kids.  Could a boy who kept a scrapbook on Cher's divorce possibly grow up to be heterosexual? 

Then, the other day this 50ish southern straight dude joined a Facebook fan page for...

wait for it...

wait for it...

Tina Louise.