Happy Pride!

I have no idea who this fit young man is, but there seems to be something happening in his pants.  Perhaps a pen for drag queen autographs?  Too much starch?  I thought maybe my readers could help me figure out what it is.  I've already spent hours staring and staring, trying to come up with the answer. 

Shamelessly stolen from this Flickr stream from yesterday's New York Pride Parade.