Ave Q Will Have to Change Their Lyrics

Fox "News" has announced that Glenn Beck is "transitioning away" from the network.  His viewership has fallen by a million in the past year.  This certainly doesn't mean he's retiring.  His radio show will continue and he'll probably punch out some more books, but he won't be on TV every day any more.     

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I Want to Work Where This Guy Works

From Joe.My.God comes this clip of a guy from yesterday's Beck/Palin White-a-Palooza claiming that homosexuals are holding him back:



Granted, a few homosexuals have held me back in my day, but that's another post. 

My question is, where does he work?  If there's an employer who gives preference to gays, I need to send in my resume!

Dem Wins in NY-23

The upset of the night occurred in the New York North Country where a Democrat will represent the district in Congress for the first time ever. Republicans have represented this area since before the Civil War. This is the district where the GOP candidate, Dede Scozzava, was forced out by dirty political meddling by the Club for Growth, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and the rest of the teabaggers. Scozzafa had committed the sins of supporting gay rights and abortion rights. They all endorsed an unknown named Hoffman running as a conservative. Scozzava dropped out of the race a few days ago and the Republican National Committee switched positions and backed Hoffman. All the pundits predicted the voters in this heavily Republican district would go for Hoffman. All the pundits were wrong.

Thus, the drive to purify the Republican party and purge is of apostates has resulted in a Democratic pick-up. Brilliant strategy, conservatives.

Glenn Beck: Beware of Obama Star

Watch this clip of Glenn Beck talking about On Star controlling our lives. He begins with On Star's technology that enables them to turn off a stolen car's engine and somehow jumps to government control of our lives. In the end, he seems to believe that On Star, a private company, is really a secret arm of the government. He is insane.



Millions of people listen to him every day for information. We truly live in bizarre times.

Via Joe.My.God

All Through His Wild Days

He kept his promise, but I'm keeping my distance.

Beck made an appearance in his home town of Mount Vernon, WA and received the key to the city. Ugh. The good news is, protesters outnumbered batshit crazy supporters 2 to 1.

Who does his hair? That color is atrocious.

Source.

Glenn Beck is a Coward

Watch Katie Couric ask Glenn Beck what he meant by "white culture." First, he tries to be goofy and funny, then he plays the victim, but Katie holds his feet to the fire and he refuses to answer the question.