Carrie Prejean to Marry a Man

From New York Lazy Circles Bureau Chief Doug comes news that de-throned Miss California Carrie Prejean is getting married!  Opposite married to a man!  He's a hunky quarterback, see? 

Well, why not?  Carrie's a hot gal.  The marriage is doomed, of course.  Since Wes and I got gay married no hetero marriage can stand the strain.  It's the mission of all gays to destroy hetero marriage, right?  Good try, Carrie, but my advice is sign a pre-nup.