Spider-Man: Turn Off The Lights

The New York Times has reviewed Spider-Man:  Turn Off the Dark.  The paper gave up waiting for an official opening and sent Ben Brantley to a preview around the time of a previously-scheduled opening.  The claws came out, and I don't mean the Green Goblin's:

"The sheer ineptitude of this show, inspired by the Spider-Man comic books, loses its shock value early. After 15 or 20 minutes, the central question you keep asking yourself is likely to change from 'How can $65 million look so cheap?” to “How long before I’m out of here?'”

Ouch!  Read the rest here.