Just when you thought he couldn't humiliate himself further, former Andre' Bauer for Gov. employee Larry Marchant has taken a polygraph to prove he really, really, really is a heterosexual had man-woman sex with Gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley. The results? Inconclusive. The crack journalists at the Columbia Fox News channel (naturally) paid for the whole thing. Click here to watch the WACH Fox (awkwardly pronounced "Wok Fox") report. Not embeddable. My favorite part of this story is WACH Fox reporter Emily Pace who breathlessly reported that the polygraph exam "literally took all day. It began at 2:30 and ended at 5:00." Katie Couric has got her eye on you, Emily.
I found an embeddable clip of the studly Mr. Marchant. Decide for yourself if Nikki could have resisted his savage Hetero lust:
The only thing that makes me think he's straight is the hair.
But wait, there's more! Not to be outdone by Marchant's publicity, Andre' Bauer himself submitted for a polygraph! At least, he released polygraph results that he said prove that he had nothing to do with the "unfortunate revelations" about Haley and the menz. Andre had previously promised to submit to a polygraph exam about his own sexual rumors regarding the menz, but shockingly, none of those questions were covered.
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